I'm also assuming they don't make breathalyzers for fish So, if you're charged with getting a fish drunk, do they kill it and do an autopsy so that they can press charges?!?
"The test came back negative, you're free to go. Sorry for the misunderstanding...now about that fish..."
So, if you're charged with getting a fish drunk, do they kill it and do an autopsy so that they can press charges?!? 